NO TRICK OR TREATING!

Beware, children of Northeast Ohio: if you try to dress up in cute costumes and gather candy in the towns of Hunting Valley and Woodmere, you will be FOREVER BANISHED INTO THE NETHERWORLD! No trick or treating is permitted there! NONE! Begone you princesses and pirates, demon monsters! You will drive down our property values with your vulgar creature comforts and sugar coated teeth! BEGONE!